I'm Bringing SexyGAP..YEA!

This sexy young man should look familiar to you all, his name is Jason Steed a.k.a Baby Gat. I just had to give this brother his own post, because his sexiness is so appealing I can't LET IT GO! He is truly bringing sex gaps back, because he definitely wears it well. Since Karamo has finally married,I am officially engaged to Mr. Baby Gat (in my head).

A blog/podcaster some of you may be sleeping on, PinkMafiaRadio, has an interview with Jason Steed that you can download on Itunes. He also gives great in depth reviews of Noah's Arc, which are really cool and funny to listen to.

*Quick Observation* Why are the seasons of Noahs Arc so short, it was barely 10 episodes? Next week is already the season finale..*sigh

Check out Jason Steed a.k.a Baby Gat Myspace page (u know I already have and he wrote me back!)

Kitty Kat

"Kaos your afraid of the Kitty Kat!" My co-worker said, as a girl had just walked by and rather close to me I might add. She was so close I could smell her breath if I wanted to. My co-worker went on to say how I should have hopped on that and got her number. Number 1, I like Penis, my own and maybe urs if you are lucky. Number 2, I like penis. Number 3, the chick was a buttaface scallywag. So as my co-worker and I are having this discussion. My other co-worker whom I shall call Soul-Glo, because his hair is always greasy as hell, was walking by and my co-worker askes him, "You think Kaos is afraid of the The Kitty Kat?" Soul Glo, laughing a bit too hard,replies," I wouldn't doubt it!" Mind you I think Soul-Glo is gay him damn self. I don't give two shits that he does have a girlfriend. The over processed hair, contacts, and mascara, tell a different story, so I was immediately defensive that this bitch would try to call me out.

You are the biggest PUSSY I know, yet u are trying to call me out on my shit? Nah my brother it ain't even going down like that. Sad part is, no more than an hour later, was he back to his subtle, weird flirting with me.

Why do muthafuckas care what I do or who I am, if I am not fucking you, it's none of your damn business! My question to you all is:

Why do gay men feel the need to try and out other gay men? Mind you this kind of shit has happened BEFORE.

EVERYBODY'S a little GAY

The other day on The View, Rosie O'Donell made a comment about Oprah and Gayle, saying they were in fact "a tiny bit gay". I actually think everybody is a little gay, whether it means your are bisexual or the thought of being with someone of the same sex has crossed your mind. As the saying goes, "Everybody is gay for at least 2.5 seconds of their life."

Through out my 24 years on this earth I have encountered some of the gayest straight males. One of these encounters was when I was about 12, it was with my 12 year old neighbor who lived up the street from me. We were friends, but he could be an asshole. We were very competitive and even played baseball for opposing teams. He was that kid on the block everyone knew not to fuck with and all the little girls liked. Oddly enough one day, we ended up kissing in my backyard (more than once I think). I saw him awhile ago and learned he has a baby and is living with his girlfriend. I guess he was confused or gay temporarily.

Another encounter was with a co-worker a few years ago. We became fast friends at work and for some reason our conversations always seem to focus on sex, porn and his sex life with his girlfriend. He would give me all the details about his sex life, without me ever asking. I never really knew what to say, so I would always just nod and say something funny. He and I even went to a Sex shop together, where we picked out a few movies among other things. We were boys, but it was just always a weird vibe. At the time I had braids and they were fairly long, he was trying to grow his hair out and he always told me how much he admired mine. One day in the break room, he begin playing with my hair, just pulling on my braids lightly and running his fingers through them, while I pretended to read something. It was just odd and a little gay to me.

Now I am not one of those homosexuals who thinks that every man or everyone is gay, but I just think we have gay moments where we are a little gay. Here are a few examples of a little gay....

Cammie= A little Gay (No Homo)

50 Cent-Arched Eyebrows, Cleavage, & Sleeveless BLOUSE= A little Gay

Diddy- Dry humping, Clothes burning, and molesting Zac Posen= A little Gay



The Men on Film shirt ( If I can see your heart beating through your shirt, it's too damn small)= A little GAY

TOO EASY!

(Picture courtesy of CL.. DUH)

Mz. Peachez

This video had me bugging the fuck out. I couldn't figure out if it was a man or a woman at first, but I will let you all make your own assumptions. I know some people are going be like this is setting us back another decade, this is coonery, blah blah, don't take it so seriously.

Ya'll know black folks loove fried chicken. I don't know what's worse, Mz. Peachez or that silly ass jook joint slavery dance Chicken Noodle Soup

Supermarket, SuperBITCHES Pt . 2

Yea, I'm still working at the grocery store unfortunately, I can't believe this shit either. It seems to me muthafuckas still don't know how to act accordingly when buying groceries. Niggas still acting a fool for no damn reason. When I'm working I'm just amazed at how many bad attitudes I come in contact with in an hour. It's just grocery shopping, shit..take it easy, it's not that deep. It feels like I have a sign in front of my register that says ASSHOLE LINE STARTS HERE. I'm a patient person, but DAMN! I talked about this last year, but people are still acting a damn fool, so I'm gonna break it down again. Take note, if the following applies to any of U!

• Cellphones. Talking on a cellphone while u are being checked out in line is just plain RUDE, because I'm not acknowledged and you move 10 x's slower, holding up the damn line. I'm sure whatever the hell you are talking about is not that damn important. I'm asking your silly ass paper or plastic and u don't hear shit. Then when I pack your shit in plastic, you got the audacity to say, "Oh I wanted paper, thanks." No, thank u muthafucka for making my job that much harder. Have a nice day....BITCH!

• One of the main things I hate is when customers try to tell me how to do my job. Don't worry about what I'm doing, u just pay for ur shit and get the hell out of my face in a timely manner. The most irking thing is when a customer says, " Can you bag all my cold stuff together and all my hot foods together?" Ummmm..DUH, how the hell else was I going to bag it? And for all you picky mofos who want everything bagged a certain way, like double paper in plastic or double plastic inside of paper, with 5 items per bag arranged by weight and height etc. BAG THAT SHIT YOUR DAMN SELF, because I'M NOT!

• Some of the smartest people come through my line, lawyers, doctors, and businessmen, but yet they still can't seem to figure out how to pay for their groceries using a credit/debit machine. Is it really that fucking hard? It's not brain surgery people. Just READ THE DIRECTIONS, swipe the card and get the hell on!

• My mom is a stickler for this one. I understand wanting to save money when buying groceries, and buying stuff that's on sale, I get it, but if one of your grocery items ring up under the wrong price, DO NOT take that shit out on me! I have no control over what price your shit rings up as. My job is to just scan your groceries, so don't shoot the messenger, because I didn't do the shit!

• Another one of the main things I hate, is mothafuckas who don't know what the hell they are buying. Coming in my line with all these exotic fruits and lettuce, then when I ask you, "What is this?" your silly ass don't even know. If I don't know what the item is called, I can't look up the produce code. How the hell do you buy and eat stuff without knowing what it is???? Do you always put foreign items in your mouth? That's like sucking a random dick and not knowing his name, it just doesn't make sense!

• This is just a random observation. But I get really mad and jealous when you hoes with EBT (Foodstamp) cards come through my line, buying Lobster, caviar, shrimp, and 20 bags of chicken. That shit ain't fair!

• Finally, when I ask plastic or paper, that's all I'm asking! If you need double plastic fine, but I don't need to hear the reason behind it... you have to walk up 10 flights of stairs, you have a long way to walk, you have to ride the bus, or you have a bad back, because guess what? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
  

TIPS to make a CASHIERS Job more Pleasant

1. Acknowledge them
2. Don't take 20 years writing a check
3. Having a bagger at a grocery store is a luxury these days, if you don't have or see a bagger, BAG YOUR OWN SHIT!
4. Put the money in their HAND NOT ON THE COUNTER
5. HELLO, PLEASE & THANK YOU go a long way

RESPECT.....

The Allure Of The Game

The Allure of the GAME keeps calling your name...I guess the Jiggaman couldn't stay away from the Rap Game, because he is back and has a new album being released in November, titled Kingdom Come.

I'm gonna keep it real I love Jay-Z, own every album, but this was the "wackest retirement". He might as well join the ranks with Cher and all the others who retire at least once a year. Jay has showed up on countless mixtapes and remixes, not to mention his Reasonable Doubt show and I Declare War concert last year, so it's like he never really went anywhere.

Jay has been getting nothing but respect for the way he has been handling his job as President of Def Jam, but recently LL Cool J, made a comment "Jay-Z is good at promotiong Jay-Z". Well this might be true, because I don't even remember the name of LL's album that came out this year.

Also, couldn't Entertainment Weekly have picked a better cover, it looks like Jay just smelled Flava Flav's finger (u know its been in coochie galore). Read the Jay interview in its entirety, click here. Hov is back, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY....

Gay It Forward: Power Of 3

They say some of the best things in life come in 3's, triple chocolate ice cream, wishes, condoms, and best of all Threesomes.

Threesomes today have become as common as having a dog or driving an Escalade, while being on government assistance and living with yo momma. A friend and I were talking about threesomes the other night, and they went on to say how they enjoyed watching their lover being penetrated by someone else. Threesomes are not for everybody, especially a couple that has insecurity issues.

When a couple decides to have a threesome, there are many things to take into consideration, such as picking the right person to join in your threesome. Safety is also key of course. Condoms are your friend. Making sure that the sex is spread equally is important as well, as to not alienate anybody involved, everybody wants to be the Star in a threesome. But one of the top priorities of a threesome is setting boundaries and limits. Making sure everybody is comfortable and making sure you know what to do and what NOT to do, to avoid any jealousy or akward moments.

So, the question(s) of the day is...Would u ever have a threesome? Have u ever had a threesome? Would you prefer to have a threesome with someone you knew or a stranger?

The Best Dumbest Song

I've been hearing this song on Itunes for about a month, so I guess it was only a matter of time before it came out with a video. The concept of this song is so simple stupid, but sadly enough I like it. The beat actually helps. The video actually reminds me of the skateboard dudes I kept seeing in Soho when I was New York, who dressed like this.

Anyways, I don't wear no damn VANS, that shit does not look like sneakers but more like slippers, NOT A GOOD LOOK, just like I don't wear Dame Dash Keds.

Year of The Dru

Young and The Restless is one of my guiltiest pleasures. Thanks to watching it with my Moms when I was like 7 or 8, I have been hooked every since.

Drucilla Winters is the baddest bitch in Daytime television.She cracks me the hell up. Drucilla can be ghetto as hell, but she keeps it real. Being the only black woman on the show (besides her character's daughter) she is at her most hood when going off on the skinny white women.

I Love This Chick!

I Can't Stand That BITCH Sallie Mae!

When I was in grade school I was taught in order to make it through life, you have to finish high school, then go to college. After college you will get a good job and make good money. Well them MUTHAFUCKAS LIED! I graduated almost 2 years ago and I have yet to find a permanent "good paying job". It really is HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP, when you trying to get this money for the rent. I have been on a total of 4 interviews this summer only to find out I'm OVERQUALIFIED, what kind of bullshit is that?! That obviously means I can do the job, it doesnt take a scientist to use a computer, type up bullshit memos, work with the public, and answer phones. I have now begun to search for jobs that pay well and are not technically in my major of studies. To be honest I'm not caring right now, I just NEED & WANT MONEY.

I feel like I am being punished for furthering my education. My biggest hassle and problem these days is a BITCH named SALLIE MAE. SALLIE MAE LOANS. I owe that BITCH almost 30 G's for going to college. Im gonna need you to gimme 50 feet Sallie Mae. You will get your money when I get a job, until then stop sending me little cutesy booklets to keep track of my payments. I feel like one of those prostitutes from HBO's documentary Hookers At The Point, and Sallie Mae is straight pimping my black ass! It feels like I'm about to be pimp slapped at any moment. Sallie Mae I ain't got the money, business been kind of slow, tricking just aint paying what it use to.


How am I suppose to save money and pay this bitch Sallie Mae? Well Sallie Mae had some suggestions on how I could pay them and live off the change I have left over.

Tips

• You can save money if you …
• Restrain yourself—no impulse purchases.
• Go to movies with matinee prices or rent a video.
• Buy clothes you can machine wash; dry cleaning bills add up.
• Use the discount coupons that department stores mail out.
• Go online when making travel plans—the savings are often substantial.
• Take advantage of free entertainment, like a visit to a museum or park.

BULLSHIT! I will not live my life according to Sallie Mae, the clothes on my back and my toys (ipod, cellphone etc) are all I have left, and besides that I have to PRESERVE MY SEXY!

PAYING BACK COLLEGE LOANS SUCK!!!!! Especially when u are not making even 1/3's of what you owe. FUCK U SALLIE MAE...Happy Monday Everybody..:)

Computer Love

It feels like I haven't posted in forever. I just haven't been in the mood to be honest. Lately, it has been feeling like ghost town with some blogs not being updated as frequently, including mine, but I'm back and have something I would like to share.

I think I may be in love. I'm scared, anxious, and happy, but none the less, love is growing. This love I am talking about, I will call BX Balla. The "BX" in BX Balla does stand for Bronx, as in Bronx, New York. As u all know I am not from New York, but from Saint Louis.

BX Balla and I have been talking since mid July ( I know I have been holding out on u all, sorry). Every since we began talking, not a day goes by where we don't speak via telephone or via our Sidekicks. Our chemistry is just unreal I can't say enough good things about it. When we first began talking, I didn't take it seriously at all, because I know how fickle men can be, Gay men especially, but BX has really grown on me, and it was a gradual process from friendship to where it is now.

BX and I have a lot differences, which I think attracts us even more to one another. BX is almost 30 and I just turned 24 in March. He is 5'9 and I am 5'11. He is OUT and I am in the process of trying to come out. BX is also Puerto Rican & Dominican and I am Black. So this is or could possibly be my first interracial relationship.

So how did we we meet? Since he is from New York and I'm from St.Louis, take a wild guess I'm sure you will figure it out LoL. He actually persued me, which is odd and a bonus, because I always go for dudes who don't live in Saint Louis. I actually love dudes from New York, they just have a different swagger about them than the dudes here. There are slim pickings here in Saint Louis, so I always look elswhere.

BX and I have become very close and its definitely pass the friendship stage, the only problem is we haven't met yet. I feel kinda silly having feelings for someone I haven't met yet, but it is what it is. We are only a plane ride away and besides that I have been to New York numerous times (Twice to be exact LoL) before, so its not like I can't go back. I mean people find Love on Online all the time right? AM I CRAZY IN LOVE or JUST CRAZY??