EVERYBODY'S a little GAY

The other day on The View, Rosie O'Donell made a comment about Oprah and Gayle, saying they were in fact "a tiny bit gay". I actually think everybody is a little gay, whether it means your are bisexual or the thought of being with someone of the same sex has crossed your mind. As the saying goes, "Everybody is gay for at least 2.5 seconds of their life."

Through out my 24 years on this earth I have encountered some of the gayest straight males. One of these encounters was when I was about 12, it was with my 12 year old neighbor who lived up the street from me. We were friends, but he could be an asshole. We were very competitive and even played baseball for opposing teams. He was that kid on the block everyone knew not to fuck with and all the little girls liked. Oddly enough one day, we ended up kissing in my backyard (more than once I think). I saw him awhile ago and learned he has a baby and is living with his girlfriend. I guess he was confused or gay temporarily.

Another encounter was with a co-worker a few years ago. We became fast friends at work and for some reason our conversations always seem to focus on sex, porn and his sex life with his girlfriend. He would give me all the details about his sex life, without me ever asking. I never really knew what to say, so I would always just nod and say something funny. He and I even went to a Sex shop together, where we picked out a few movies among other things. We were boys, but it was just always a weird vibe. At the time I had braids and they were fairly long, he was trying to grow his hair out and he always told me how much he admired mine. One day in the break room, he begin playing with my hair, just pulling on my braids lightly and running his fingers through them, while I pretended to read something. It was just odd and a little gay to me.

Now I am not one of those homosexuals who thinks that every man or everyone is gay, but I just think we have gay moments where we are a little gay. Here are a few examples of a little gay....

Cammie= A little Gay (No Homo)

50 Cent-Arched Eyebrows, Cleavage, & Sleeveless BLOUSE= A little Gay

Diddy- Dry humping, Clothes burning, and molesting Zac Posen= A little Gay



The Men on Film shirt ( If I can see your heart beating through your shirt, it's too damn small)= A little GAY

TOO EASY!

(Picture courtesy of CL.. DUH)