World World World Premiere:Monica- A Dozen Roses

This is the second single from her album The Makings of Me. I actually like this song a lot. I actually like most of the songs from her new album. This video sucks though.

1. Why does Monica look like a busted Keyshia Cole in the first scene?
2. Why does Keyshia Cole look like a busted Keyshia Cole at every televisedevent, party, BET etc.
   
3. Who's idea was it to hire Marlo from The Wire as the sexy eye candy, when his eyes are on different sides of his face?
4. Why do people think all the ACTORS on The Wire are officially gangsta?
5. All you can afford is some Bacardi Limon, but you bragging about Gucci and your rims?

I'm not feeling it, I'm not feeling it!

Bitch Please!

Miss Fergalicious Fergie wants ya'll know to know she CAN SING. She recently told Vibe Magazine:

I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God.

Now granted Fergie you can sing, but BITCH PLEASE! when you wore those nasty dookie braids in the Black Eyed Peas, Pump It video you insulted more than just God!

IDLYITW

Justin Disses Janet?

Timbaland has recorded a song for his new album The Thomas Crown Affair, which features Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. Justin's verse is very interesting and seems to be directed towards Miss Janet Jackson. Janet spoke for the last time about her friendship with Justin on the Oprah show, which may have left J.T feeling a little salty. You be the judge!

Could you speak up and stop mumbling
I dont think you're even clear
When you're sitting on the top
it's hard to hear you from way up there.
I saw you tryin to act cute on TV
"Just let me clear the air."
We missed you on the charts last week
Damn that's right, you wasn't there

Now if sexy never left
then why is everybody on my shit
Don't hate on me just because
you didn't come up with it
So if you see us in the club
go on and walk the other way
Cause our run will never be over
not at least until we say

Spoiled Milkshake Anyone?

Kelis recently did a show in New York and showed her ass literally. I guess she gotta sell records some how, because we all know she always comes out with a hot first single and then falls off until her next album is released.

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A Human CAMEL Toe

I'm not sure how old this clip is, but I'm sure Beyonce would Ring the fucking alarm and take her Kitty Kat elsewhere if this shit was to happen now. (Not Safe For Work AT ALL!) CLICK HERE to see the human CAMEL toe.

Gay It Forward: Pocket Gay

You have finally met the perfect guy, smart, handsome, funny, has a job, doesn't live with his momma, doesn't have a criminal record, and doesn't deem Red Lobster as high class eating (Black people don't act like you don't). He is basically everything you hoped for, there is just one problem....he is a Pocket Gay. A Pocket Gay is a homo who is 6 inches or more shorter than you, and he is so small, that you just wanna pick him up and put him in your back pocket.

I know some people say good/big things come in small packages, but let's face it some things are just small packages.... period. There is nothing wrong with being short, don't get me wrong, I know plenty of sexy short men, but when does height become an issue? I know me personally if I were 6'3, I would feel a little weird dating a man 5'5, I just want someone height compatible, not necessarily taller than me.

Is height ever a factor when looking for a suitable companion?

Would you ever date a Pocket Gay?