U Ain't Gots Ta Lie Craig..U Ain't Gots Ta Lie!

The Internet is often called the information highway, but for some people its nothing more than a cyber playground to create different identities for themselves. It's so easy to deceive someone via the Internet. You may think you are talking to a chick, who claims to be Half Black/Asian, 5 foot 6, 130 lbs, long hair to the middle of her back, and hazel green eyes, but in reality your talking to a chick, who is Black, 5 foot 3, 230 lbs, with hazel green contacts, and hair so short she has to roll it up with rice, and to top it off "SHE" could really be a "HE".

Lies, Lies, Lies, the lies people tell on the Internet. From my experience, it seems gay men probably as well as straight men share some of the same lies. Go to any websites, such as Adam4Adam or Men4Now, chances are you will hear a lot of the same repetitive and recycled lies. I decided to compile a list of the most common lies men tell over the Internet.

Lie--I am 25 years old.

Truth--I am 35 years old, but people tell me I have a baby face.

Lie--I am a vers TOP.

Truth--I am a strict bottom, but I fucked my first girlfriend once when I thought I was straight.

Lie--I am Black and Latino. (Remember on Blackplanet how they made you choose your nationality? I swear, every Negro on there, was mixed with either Asian or Latino)

Truth--I'm BLACK, African American, A Negro, Colored..Etc and I have a S Curl kit in my hair..

Lie--I am a dancer/choreographer.

Truth--I'm a stripper/unemployed.

Lie--I live with my roommate.

Truth--I live with my Mama.

Lie-I'm single.

Truth--I am on the DL and live with my wife and 3 kids.

Lie--I promise I'll warn you before I cum.

Truth--My bad, did it get in your eye?

Lie--I'm a Masseuse.

Truth--I’m a hooker/escort.

Lie--My dick is 9 inches (For some reason, every man's dick seems to grow to 9 inches when talking on the internet).

Truth--Apply the rule of 3, that nigga's dick is 6 inches on a good day.