Gay It Forward: Hot Flaming Cheetos
Welcome to another week of Gay It Forward. Gay It Forward is just a weekly post, dedicated to gay men and gay people period, where advice comes from the best possible source, YOU.
Gay men are like condoms, they come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and flavors. You have your homothugs, Abercrombie & Bitches, DL's, bears, twinks ( I don't know what that means, just see it on porn sites), straight "acting", and your classic Effeminate and Masculine gay men. It's all about a matter preference, as Alex of Noah's Arc said, "Some men like their men with a tank full of sugar."
It's Saturday night and you have been talking to Freaky-Bi-Nature online for about 2 weeks. He has sent you a picture and you like what you see. He tells you he is a masculine kat and is just looking to chill with another masculine dude. You two decide to meet at your apartment at 10 P.M. sharp. You shower and put on your sexiest boxer briefs. It's 9:58 P.M. and you hear the doorbell ring. You open the door and to your horror, only to be greeted by a Flaming Queen.
A) Open and slam the door in his face
B) Let him in and fake sick, forcing him to leave
C) Invite him in and try to get to know him, even though he may not be your type
What's A Gay To Do?
posted by K Kaos at 12/28/2005
3 Comments:
Probably C.....Damn me for being to nice.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Probably C) because I could never be mean enough to slam a door in someone's face. And I would never lie about being sick.
But then again, I am not attracted to "flaming queens" so it would be a short date.
Thursday, December 29, 2005
I would choose B but come up with a better excuse than being sick.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
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