Gay It Forward: ASSume The Position
Everyone has their sexual limits or do they?
Your on a date with a very attractive and sexy guy. Dinner is great, conversation is good, and your looking nice and feeling naughty. One thing leads to another and you two end up back at his apartment. You begin to kiss, grope, and rip each others clothes off. Both of u fall on the bed, as he turns over on his stomach and you begin kiss him from his neck and lick a trail down to top of his ass. He then begins push his ass in the air and wiggle it, secretly signaling to you that he wants you to toss his salad. You are face to face with his ass, do u:
A) Add some dressing and toss that salad
B) Kindly give his ass a smack and a quick kiss
C) Tell him hell-to-the-nah, and u only eat salad with a fork.
Is tossing the salad out of the question or negotiable?
B) Kindly give his ass a smack and a quick kiss
C) Tell him hell-to-the-nah, and u only eat salad with a fork.
Is tossing the salad out of the question or negotiable?
posted by K Kaos at 12/14/2005
4 Comments:
as a woman i know how nasty straight men can be at not keeping their asses clean...so aint no way in hell will i EVER toss any dude's damn salad.
but for gay men...a guy actually told me that he didn't evne like for men to do that, so i guess it depends on you. if lickin' ass aint ya forte, then dont. but hook him up in front, of course
k
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Unless I can see and smell for myself that it's clean, I don't eat it. There's nothing wrong with takin' a dude to the shower if he wants it that bad where he's trying to serve it up to you raw and untasted. When in doubt, wash it out!
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
make sure it's clean then B.....not on the 1st date ...lol
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
as long as it's clean, I will eat the hell out of it!!! I ain't playin' either...lol
Thursday, December 15, 2005
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