Trick Love The Kids.......But I Don't!

This week has been pretty trying. I have a horrible cold, I sound like Harvey Fierstein, my check was a measly 83.00 dollars this week, which is just enough to buy only 1 Lacoste polo, but on the other hand the haircut I gave myself has been getting a lot of compliments, and the waves are looking official if I do say so myself.

My half sister and my 2 nephews and niece came to visit this week, always a pleasure seeing them but after the first 2 days I'm ready for them to bounce. Those kids are outta control. I come home from work from an exhausting and bad day, only to be greeted at the door by my 10 year old nephew saying, "They found my sex book!" I'm thrown off for a sec, because I don't own any porn magazines of such. Then it clicks, my Dave LaChapelle books ( a Christmas gift from my best friend). Pissed, I immediately spot my books on the living room floor, the pages are creased and seem to have grease spots on them. I quickly grab my books up off the floor in anger, and retrieve to my room to calm down. Before I step foot in my room, I open the door and notice a diaper on my floor with the #2 in it, and some of the shit is actually on my carpet. Apparently my niece has a habit of taking off her own diapers. FFFUUUCCCKKKK. Now I'm pissed off and go yell at my sister asking her wassup with the shit on my floor and why is it still sitting there.

She spats some lame excuse blah blah blah, FUCK IT! I will clean it up myself. After scrubbing for 45 mins, I still wasn't satisfied with the way my carpet looked and smelled, so I immediately went out to buy a huge rug to cover my carpet. I'm now out 50 something odd dollars and I have come to the conclusion that I really am not a person who loves kids.

To be honest I am so sick of people and their kids. Its like I can't escape them, they are everywhere. Sitting next to me on a plane, eating across from me at restaurants that are for bottles of Cristal not bottles of milk. I am tired of seeing 4 year olds sucking on pacifiers and tired of seeing kids the age 5 and under that can sing "Shake That Laffy Taffy" but they don't know the theme song to Sesame Street. Kids are cute to look at it, but that's where it stops. If I want to be annoyed and aggravated, I'd go on a date.

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