Long Live The Queen

Today's post is a tribute to Lil' Kim. She's coming home Monday from the big house, so I'm pretty sure we are going to be seeing and hearing alot from Kim in the next couple of days.

I was 13 years old when I recieved Lil' Kim's album Hardcore as Christmas present from my Aunt. My Aunt did not approve of me having the CD, but for some reason she bought it anyway. Now that I think back on it, I'm suprised my aunt and even my parents let me own something that was damn near pornographic, but there Lil' Kim was, with her legs spread wide, with the word HARDCORE spelled out.

Everytime I hear a Lil' Kim joint, I'm still like "I can't believe she just said that!" So I decided to share with you all some of my favorite Lil' Kim lines. Enjoy!

"Uh wha wha" - classic Lil' Kim all day!

"I used to be scared of the dick, Now I throw lips to the shit!'

"What the deal on that Prince cat he be lookin fruity but he can still eat the booty."

"I don't want dick tonight. Eat my pussy right!"

"Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick.All they can do for me is suck my clit!"

"Bet I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons. Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons"

"Now Im skin deep in my Lexus Jeep, peep da Queen sista if I would fuck wit Mista they'd be sucking blackberry molasses out my asses."

"Niggas cum too fast for me. A waste of a good dick if you ask me"

"You wanna steal the pussy like a thief. Now kiss the lips without the teeth."

Then this homey Jimmy, he's screamin "Gimme,"Lay me on my back, bustin' nuts all in me."

"It was somethin' about this dude I couldn't stand
Somethin' that coulda made his ass a real man
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy
the motherfucker never ate my pussy."

"Kim got him in a zone beating they dicks. Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their tits."

"Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my pussy."

"You bitches ain't been through shit, you just minors
What you know about stuffin' half a bricks in your vagina."

"It's the dick licker, it's the baby sipper
Ain't a bitch alive can make a nigga cum quicker
Baby girl's pussy get wetter than a shower cap
Got my mans back like a Jansport napsack."

"Cause see, I got the tightest, rightest vagina
Even got my name on the menu at the diner."

Feel free to share your own favorite Lil' Kim lines!