Three's A Crowd

Ok, just when I was about to stop complaining about being single...I get more reasons to complain about it. All my friends as of lately have recently become involved in some sort of relationship, whether it's romantic or sexual. When we go out, it's usually in couples now. Im beginning to feel like the odd man out.

I feel like a man who has one testicle and all the girls wanna fuck him out of pity.

I feel like Jada Pinkette at the Ozz Fest, I just don't fit in.

I feel like a pair of Payless Pro Wings ( Ya'll remember those, stop fronting) in a room full of Prada shoes.

I feel like Martha Stewart at The Source Awards, I don't belong here.

I feel like The Tyra Banks Show, Im about to be cancelled.

This may sound like low self esteem but its really not...Ok maybe it is....But at least I express it the healthy way by eating Chinese food and watching re-runs of Mama's family.